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I used to be very indecisive, but now I'm not sure anymore
Prins Rikkie, royaal gestoord en vorstelijk eigenaardig
Blind people don't bungee jump. It scares the dog too much.
The USA have Bill Clinton, Johnny Cash, Stevie Wonder and Bob Hope.
The Dutch have Wim Kok, no cash, no wonder and no hope.
'To be is to do' (Sartre)
'To do is to be' (Camus)
'Do be do be do' (Sinatra)
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?"
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
The only stupid question is the unasked question.
And that's a good thing, because I hate stupid questions!
Het huishouden is eigenlijk heel simpel:
- als iets los zit, raap je het op
- als iets niet los zit, stof je het af
- als het beweegt, geef je het eten
Geef mij nog een joint zei de goudvis, misschien word ik haai
I feel happy! I feel happy! I feel ha.. <thwack!>
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do".
"Heck was created for those who refuse to believe in Gosh."
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
I think I've
forgotten this before.
Time sure flies when you don't know what you're doing.
How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
Wetswijziging 2005: ouderschapsverlof voor Foster Parents.
In het nieuws: niet Columbus zou Amerika ontdekt hebben, maar een Chinese admiraal.
Zouden dat niet gewoon de Indianen geweest zijn?
An elephant: a mouse built to government specifications.
"I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace"
Vertaald wordt dat op V8:
"Ik kon de tijger afleiden met een blikje maïs"
M'n tandarts trekt met z'n been.
You don't have to agree with me, but it's quicker.
My mind is already made up, do not try to confuse me with the facts.
Wat je tekort komt, mag je houden!
Wellicht ben je bekend met de theorie dat alleen zij die geloven dat we van de apen afstammen van de apen afstammen; de rest niet. Maar dat terzijde.
Is dit beleid of is hier over nagedacht?
Katerexcuus: ik dacht dat malt whiskey alcoholvrije whiskey is.
In België hebben ze de postduiven afgeschaft, alle luchtpost gaat voortaan via ie-meeuw.
Denk toch eens aan mensen die naast de kerk wonen!
Altijd weer komt diezelfde conducteur langs...
Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"
Witness: "July 15th."
Lawyer: "What year?"
Witness: "Every year."
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
14 Augustus 1999
Internationaal Neuspeuter Congres:
"The Truth Is In There"
There's no such thing as gravity. The Earth sucks.
Elvis is dead, Mozart is dead, Einstein is dead, and I'm not feeling so great myself.
A pessimist counting his blessings: 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ...
Chaos, panic, pandemonium - my work here is done.
If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
To be, or not to be, those are the parameters.
The difference between theory and practice in practice is greater than
the difference between theory and practice in theory.
If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the deposit, you would have $214.00.
Don't buy furs, it takes trees to make protest signs.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie!"...until you can find a rock.
Confucius say: Man who keep feet firmly on ground has problems putting on socks.
Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.
Ambivalent? Well yes and no.
The Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Word bokser, meer kans op slagen.
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All statements, events, names and numbers mentioned in this e-mail are fictional. Any resemblance to reality is coincidental and unintended.
Wat? Is de communicatie in dit bedrijf beroerd? En waarom weet ik daar dan niks van?
You don't have to agree with me, but it's quicker.
<LIFE><!----Insert boring stuff here----></LIFE>
Don't knock on Death's door.
Ring the doorbell and run.
He hates that.
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